Thursday, March 13, 2014

Food Deserts . . . Or, Just Desserts

Yesterday, I used my food stamps to buy Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies (they now come in a jumbo size, hurray!).

When  Gov. Kitzhaber yesterday announced he would accept provisions to the farm bill signed by Congress last month, he prevented automatic cuts in the Oregon food stamp program.  Frankly, the cuts would not have applied to me.  Only participants in the Heat and Eat program would have seen the $58 cuts, and my assistance extends only to the Eat bit. 

One of the more frequent refrains I've heard from critics of any food program is that it should only cover healthy foods.

I actually tend to agree.  I'm not supposed to be able to use my food stamps to buy energy drinks (it even says on the handy informational handout that most energy drinks aren't eligible) yet when I pulled out cash, expecting the register to exclude my Full Throttle (the name gives it away), I discovered that the informational sheet wasn't quite right.

According to the USDA food stamps cover all eligible foods, which includes "food or food product for home consumption [. . .]"  That's an important distinction, since hot food, or food intended for on-premise consumption is not eligible.  It makes sense in a way, since it's very name points out its stop-gap intention: Supplementary Nutrition Assistance.  Like minimum wage, it was never intended to fill a pantry, simply supplement what you couldn't get on your own.

Energy drinks are eligible, it turns out, when they label themselves as having nutritional content, rather than as a nutritional supplement (like vitamins) which are ineligible.

So maybe the sheet they gave me was out of date, or perhaps they hoped I wouldn't even try.  But you find out pretty quickly which items are eligible and which aren't.  Everything in your basket goes onto the belt, and the register figures out how each item should be paid for.  So if EBT covers something you weren't expecting?  Great, you'll remember that next time.

And yesterday I bought junk.

But consider what I generally use my food benefits to buy: Rice, beans (in bulk), broth, deli meat, bread, canned vegetables, potatoes and onions, and fruit.  Every two weeks I buy a jar of peanut butter and jelly.  Once a month I buy a whole chicken, or stew beef to put in my Crock-Pot.  This isn't gourmet fare, and I haven't quite figured out how to stretch salt, pepper and a bottle of dried oregano into anything approaching what a foodie would touch.

So while I do my best not to abuse my benefits, sometimes I need to break up the monotony of stew, soup, sandwich.  If I'm feeling really bold, I might eat two sandwiches in a day.  So while there are holes in the program, they're not glaring.

Certainly, it's no "public trough."

The more important issue at stake is how much access you really have to the kinds of healthy foods most critics think food stamp recipients should be buying.  Farm fresh and local is all well and good, but where am I going to get it?  I live in a relatively small town, with fantastic public transportation, surrounded by farms, but even so, I'm limited to purchasing only what I can carry.  And God forbid the store is any distance from the bus stop.

These simple, physical impediments preclude me from purchasing in bulk, and are a major factor in my decision-making process.  A bag of oranges weighs two and a half pounds, and takes up a third of the bag by volume.  Canned vegetables can weigh several pounds and are bulky.  These are the costs I have to account for that extend beyond the actual dollar amount.  (On the other hand, I don't buy soda because I don't want to carry it home.)

Farmers' Markets, hailed by the socially-conscious critic as an easy solution, present the same problems of distance (perhaps exacerbating the problem if it's out of the way) and my ability to carry everything home.  Moreover, because they are offered infrequently, to maximize the trip (and time really does equal money, and I've already sunk a bit into this expedition) I have to purchase as much as I can at one time.  I can easily imagine that a bedraggled housewife, an elderly woman, or a disabled man, simply cannot pay these types of intangible costs.

There are no easy solutions, but blaming me for my cookies, or essentially telling the impoverished to "stop being poor" does nothing to ease the very real pangs of hunger than millions of people suffer every night.

I might wish for a full soul, but in the meantime, but I'd settle for not having an empty stomach.

Friday, March 7, 2014

Mom Jeans in the Oval Office . . . Or, Emasculating Obama

While Putin's busy invading Crimea, and Fox News is busy congratulating him on his bold foreign policy, no one seems particularly interested in the deeply misogynist tone they've adopted.

On March 4th, Politico carried the story that Sarah Palin had criticized the President to Fox News's Sean Hannity.  According to Politico, the former vice presidential candidate based her criticism entirely on President Obama's weakness--other nations only understand "peace through strength."

The source of his apparent weakness?  Wearing "mom jeans" in the Oval Office while on the phone with the Russian President.

Aside from being an oddly inappropriate condemnation of maternity, the blatantly ad hominem attack was more than just a rhetorical salvo direct at the President: it leveled the attack directly at Obama's manliness.

Politico's writer, however, used the comments as jumping-off points to other concerns, including linking Russian belligerency to energy independence, and Palin's pet project to push through the Keystone oil pipeline.

The same day Palin made her comments, former New York mayor Rudi Giuliani slathered praise on Putin.  In an interview with Fox News's Neil Cavuto, Giuliani called Putin's impulsiveness true leadership.

The next day, Bill O'Reilly challenged the strength of the West and lauded Putin's alleged ability to play on that weakness.  Ralph Peters later announced that "Russia has a real leader," and chastised President Obama for his inability or unwillingness to lead.

While chastising a sitting president for his seeming insouciance is no new thing--Eisenhower, who we now know was no foreign policy slouch, was criticized for wiling the presidency away on the golf course--or questioning his competence (Carter and the Iranian Hostage Situation, anyone?), it's far less common to directly challenge that president's (ahem) cajones.

But putting mom jeans on Obama does just that. 

Eric Bolling and Charles Payne took up Palin's talking point and ran with it, comparing the virility of a shirtless Putin to an emasculated Obama.

Jon Stewart, normally more trenchant, completely missed the mark when he responded to Conservative attacks on President Obama's manhood by insisting that instead of acting like the epitome of manliness, Putin was engaged in childish antics.

Responding the Giuliani's praise of Putin's quick decisions, Stewart shouted "That's not what you call a leader!  Makes a quick decision and everybody reacts?  That's what you call a toddler!"

Later challenging the utter inanity of the 24-hour news cycle echo chamber, Stewart suggested that conservatives would next gush that Putin had "smacked the teeth out of a great white shark and made it blow him, while Barack Obama just sat there, wistfully, wearing Capri pants and a baby bonnet."

Hitting the mark about the Capri pants, Stewart neutralizes conservative attacks, however, by insisting it's a simple attempt to infantilize Obama. 

Even socially-conscious political commentators like Salon missed the blatantly gendered attacks.  That they were leveled by a woman against a man doesn't dismiss their heavily gendered meaning.

Insisting that Obama is not "man enough" to combat Putin is a cheap shot, but the way it's been picked up by Fox News and other commentators on the right indicates a deeply gendered reading of the President, as well as lifting the curtain on the conservative worldview.

It seems appropriate to respond to nineteenth-century nationalism with atavistic rhetoric, but by falling back on time-worn misogyny, the Republican organ demonstrates once again why the party can't seem to gain traction among women and Millennials.